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Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
Big girls like toys too! Part 4
If there is a Part 4, there are also parts 1-3. Read em.
Back at it again. First, my rabbit arrived safely. I canceled plans with Assclown and went with my intuition that this is something that should be explored alone.
I scrounged around for the FOUR double A batteries my new pet requires. I meticulously washed the chemical smelling, pink silicone and broke out the lube.
HERE WE GO. I powered that bad boy up and OMG this thing is scary! As you increase the intensity of the vibe, the lights on the control panel move up and down like a high tech stimulation meter.
It took a little while for me to get aroused. I'm just saying, it is difficult to get over the idea of fucking a robot. There are three controls : one for the 'rabbit ears', one for the vibe on the head of the dildo, and one for the thrusting motion of the dildo. This is a bit overwhelming.
When I did finally get it there to cum-pletion, the verdict is in. Yeah, that was fun. But certainly not by any means a replacement for anything.
Back at it again. First, my rabbit arrived safely. I canceled plans with Assclown and went with my intuition that this is something that should be explored alone.
I scrounged around for the FOUR double A batteries my new pet requires. I meticulously washed the chemical smelling, pink silicone and broke out the lube.
HERE WE GO. I powered that bad boy up and OMG this thing is scary! As you increase the intensity of the vibe, the lights on the control panel move up and down like a high tech stimulation meter.
It took a little while for me to get aroused. I'm just saying, it is difficult to get over the idea of fucking a robot. There are three controls : one for the 'rabbit ears', one for the vibe on the head of the dildo, and one for the thrusting motion of the dildo. This is a bit overwhelming.
When I did finally get it there to cum-pletion, the verdict is in. Yeah, that was fun. But certainly not by any means a replacement for anything.
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