I was getting some head in a rented bed.

So back to the beginning of winter break.  Strike one.  Watching all my friends with their man's problems.  I mean hey, we all got problems.  Its just always such a friggin hassle to have to think about the 3rd wheel, and what if YOU are the third wheel?!?

So I smoked da fuggettabout it.  That fuckit, yep.  Ladies to the club...and a third wheel...but not me!  My friend decided to bring a long her luv interest.  And he is an irritating prick.  Ive known him since 8th grade, and he just irks me!  Oh well.  I was on a mission.  I had one of those bangin me time moments.  Kids outta my hair for the evening.  Hotel room for the night.  Enjoyed one of those hot, steamy showers.  *winkwink*  My chilled bottle of white zinfindel and some bacardi dark.  Rubbed myself up and own with all my yummy smellgoods lotions.  Did the hair and painted my face on.  Put on a fly outfit and just feeling good.  It was another mission to finally get to da spot, but atleast Miz Indecisive got smashed first.  Yeah, I'm classy with it.

We drove around looking for parking for almost 30 mins.  Walked 2 blocks in the torrential rain, and my seasoned knock-off Chanel bag practically melted.  Peep the crowd.  Ugh, not feelin it.  Leave it to me to find da only dude in da spot, just on it like that. The spot was packed, and I expressed my dissatisfaction with the bar service.  He handed me his ice cold Jack and Coke and we began to chat. 

Heres the set up.  Yup Im yummy. You feelin it?  I just want some brains from a thinker, yes a thinker. Exchange contact info and its on.  Non drivin ass.  Ugh, dissatisfied.  He catches a cab to the telly, and now he gets to ride with me back to where he just came from to take someone home.  At 3 am.  Nice gesture. Atleast we stopped at the diner first as my drunken homegirl needed some grease to go home with.  Me too. 

Im driving, hes staring at the goodies. Before I hit the freeway, I pop the breaks. 
"Just to be clear, you are just gonna eat me up right?"
"Serious?  Aight Ma, you got that.  I like your assertiveness.  You get what you want in life, don't you?"  Step on the gas fast. 

When we got back to the hotel, he had the opportunity to watch me eat my mozzarella sticks.  Atleast I did in a sensual way.  Phallic foods are my fav.   But cmon, a big girl gotta eat!  I guzzled down the last of my Bacardi and coke and climbed into bed next to him. 

It was rather nice.  We had a nice chat about this and that, and he dove in.  Ate me up just like I asked him to.  Even though I made myself clear enough this is just an oral fixation, he still tried to get him some.  It wasn't happening.  He couldn't even harden up, claiming its guilt...he hadn't spoken to his girlfriend all day.

HA. Hello, its already been established that its not that kinda party.  He asked my why Im single.  I
replied I am, but my dude isn't.  So thats that.  He went back down and made me squirt.  Enjoyable.  We snuggled up and had the half awkward morning thing.  Exchange contact info ect, and he hoped I would give him a call so he can get some more before I left town.  He recently defriended me on Facebook.  Good times.