Why the assclown might just be an ASS-CLOWN.

The term assclown refers to a simple, unavailable, emotionally challenged asshole, who keeps you holding on by taking advantage of your weaknesses, purely to stroke his own ego and and stroke your vajajay at his calling. 

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Anyway, back to the juice.  So we are getting it in.  Im enjoying my drinks for the evening.  He is enjoying caressing my milky smooth thighs.  I can't help but get absorbed into my own bliss of his appreciation for my body.  He doesn't mind the belly and the other flaws, he makes sure to get to every inch and crevice and show his lustful hunger for it all.  Mmm.

We get busy with the body oils. Flavored lubes.  Its usually all about me.  This time, I wanted to show him how much i love him and his cock.  My buddy.  He sent me a pic a few days before that.  He asked me to delete it.  I said hell no, thats about to be my new wallpaper, I love that cock!

I read some bit on erotic massage that afternoon before he came over.  The man's toes were curling.  I made his cock feel like it was ten fold worth its weight in gold.  And covered in melted chocolate cherry fondue.  And I dipped in with the finest fruit.

But then it happened.  The man cocked his legs up.  Like a bitch.



W. T. F.  I have never seen such a thing!  Wrapped in the moment?  He killed it.  Is he gay?? Ive been fucking him for over a year, how could I not know this? Oh god, i think Im traumatized!  And here I thought I had seen it all.

It hit me all at once.  He had asked me to play with his ass before.  And I kindly ignored his request that time.  I wanted to give him what he wanted, and he obviously wanted THAT.  I really tried, but couldn't force myself to to it.  Ive come close, but no cigar.  Just couldn't do it! 

I called my girl in the morning for advice to rip this trapped image out of my tormented head.  We brought in a specialist.

She says:  Oh dear, all men are gay like that.  When you are intimate with someone for a long time, they bring the freak out.  Doesn't necessarily mean they are gay.  They just know about their Gspot.  Just get some toys and give him what he wants.  You might even enjoy fucking him in the ass!  Power trip!

So I took it in stride.  I hopped online and did my research like a good lil mistress would do who wanna keep her Captain Cock content.  I ordered some anal beads, special lube, and a monster status cock ring for the next occasion.  When I told him I had did some naughty shopping he was ecstatic.

Problem is...he wont make the time now.  We got fucked with like six feet of snow here.   Got too much going on and the excitement fizzled.  Too bad, I shoulda ordered a rabbit.  Lesson Learned.